Monday, April 28, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAKE!!!

in case we don't catch up on the phone.....


on another note, it is suspected that a break-in was attempted into our facility Saturday. the locks were not easy to use for someone else, so she supposes that is what happened. i think differently.

remember the story of Silk, the guy with the toilet paper? well, i think he is the cause. here's the story, the way my Monk brain sees it -
Silk took some of his buddies from a customer just up the street to the Byron Nelson Classic PGA golf tournament on Saturday. by the time he was dropping them off at their location, the entire crew of them were pretty tanked. Silk realized he was no way going to make it home to pee so he decided to come over here. but the lock wasn't cooperative and his urgency made him hasty. no good. the door wasn't about to open. his temper got the better of him at this point, too, so he shoved the wrong key into the lock to see if he had been using one of the keys from an out of town location (another branch). finally, he couldn't wait any longer and relieved himself in the dirt between the hedge and the building. he stumbled back to the car and drove off. of course he will deny it ever happened, but i bet if we got the CSI boys out there in the dirt, there's DNA evidence.....

2 Comments:

Blogger Rat In A Cage said...

Monk better watch out. Looks like you could swipe his job out from right under his feet.

12:54 AM  
Blogger Wake of the Flood said...

and you claim I have too much time on MY hands.... thanks for the bday wishes

6:02 PM  

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